I arrived in Prague. The journey was horrible. I now decided to split the uncomfortable-ness of travelling by plane into these categories, which may or may not need the explanation that I provided:
1. CHILDREN
These little fuckers that make noise and no sense have decided to make my life absolutely miserable. I never minded children and every time I've traveled they didn't bother me that much. This time I wanted to murder every child I saw. People that know me will say that I am not very violent, only at times when I try to punch someone's arm and it ends up being more like applying a little pressure that you can barely feel, definitely not a real punch. But these stupid children made me into a murderous beast. Maybe some day I will go back to feeling neutral about them, but not now. What scares me is I have to go to Russia in a couple of days and there I have two little cousins and another child. It will be a miracle if I don't end up going to the loony bin.
2. BAD FOOD
Why does the airplane hot meal consisting of rice, broccoli and carrots has to taste like plastic and paper and boiled shit?
3. LINES TO THE BATHROOM
in the plane. And people taking forever in them.
4. RUDE STEWARDESS
Or multiples of them. When did air hostesses become so rude, strict and impatient? Aren't they supposed to be little angels to make your flight better?? That's what they get paid for, right? Grrrr
5. WAITING FOR YOUR FLIGHT
It kills me. I always run out of things to do. I finish my book or get uninterested in it, magazines I read too quickly, listening to my ipod for more than 12 hours starts hurting my ears, and my computer battery only lasts one hour and the places where you can charge stuff are always crowded. So in reality, you have to sit there and wait and wait and wait and bleeeeh.
Basically, I hate flying. I can't believe how difficult and unpleasant it is to take the plane anywhere anymore. Security, customs, passports, visas, children and everything.
As for other things... I am planning on making a little mini project this summer but I can't tell anybody about it, because it is more of an experiment.
Also, I finally put one of my videos that I did this May Term on youtube, here is Teaadora Nikolova with In Birds Telling
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSWU25oJqwg
And Apostasy of the Vomit Gash will be out soon as well.
I saw this kitty on Yvan Rodic blog today and it got me really excited:
This makes me so happy.
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Haha, quite a rant!
ReplyDeleteI think it's very funny how you juxtapose a cute kitty picture next to such a text :-)
Atleast no drooping oldies this time.
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